in re:

god shines her light on me, despite my constant blaspheming. i still don't believe in you, but i read your sign loud and clear, you sexy, sandaled, tetragrammaton, you!

as soon as i published my sarah palin brainCandy post, the confirmation page popped up to let me know it had been successfully posted, and that confirmation page always has a window in the corner with fun facts, and hints about how to manage a blog (getting ad space, formatting techniques, etc.). this time, however, it was not a blogger based how to note, but an advertisement. an advertisement for what you might ask?

SarahPAC.com!!!!

yes! ladies and gentlemen, saraPAC.com (not even organized enough to score a .org) is sarah palin's political action committee ("note: not authorized by any political candidate or candidate's committee"), which not only pushes an official agenda (i assumed, originally it was unofficial, based on the legal small print i just quoted. then i read their mission statement, included below...) to make sarah palin the most powerful politician in the universe, but also contains a link to thealaskafundtrust.com. now, some of you may think, "the alaska fund trust, that sounds like some sort of fund or trust to benefit the state of alaska, somehow." wrong, egg head! quit thinking with your brain, poindexter! thealaskafundtrust.com is actually a fund to help pay for sarah palin's legal fees, which she is accruing due to her litigation of people who tease her for being a dumb hypocritical bitch, or generally for protecting the dirty dirty secrets she is afraid will leak out of her closet if enough people bang on the door. i for one can't wait for the shit storm that will ensue when this all comes to a head.

this was so priceless, that i feel like i just have to get up, get out, and tackle the world. so i will leave you with sarahPAC.com's mission statement, and be on my way. happy fourth of july, people! this is what america is all about:

Dedicated to building America's future, supporting fresh ideas and candidates who share our vision for reform and innovation.

SarahPAC believes America's best days are ahead. Our country, founded on conservative principles and the fight for freedom, must confront the challenges of the 21st century with integrity, innovation, and determination.

SarahPAC believes energy independence is a cornerstone of the economic security and progress that every American family wants and deserves.

SarahPAC believes the Republican Party is at the threshold of an historic renaissance that will build a better future for all. Health care, education, and reform of government are among our key goals. Join us today!

Please note: There are many websites claiming to support Sarah Palin. SarahPAC.com is the ONLY political action committee authorized by Sarah Palin.