local man ain't no fancy, big-city queer. he simply demands 16 ounces of juicy sausage in his mouth.
as i was playing around on the google thing there, i discovered just how perfect a fit this new segment is for me. lo and behold, i discovered one of the funniest bits of audio i've heard in a long time, and one that so perfectly fits with the surviving darwinism theme.
it may be old news to you, but please do enjoy this hillbilly filing a complaint with jimmy dean:
and in case you're wondering, i believe he did in fact say, "your products of very delicious".
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Damn you, Jimmy Dean. Learn how to cater to 600 pounds of men and a plump Scott's girl!
i like how he stays on the line to reprimand jimmy dean's r&d choices to his kids, yet it's at that point that he chooses to stop censoring himself. fuckin' pussy ass roll of sausage.
Well, he was a devoted sausage buyer for 30 something years. Wouldn't you be a little urked if your family HAD to have sausage, eggs and a T-Bone steak and they downsized it?
Someone needs to get their ass kicked.
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